Oh NO He Did NOT!!!!

Jimmy Kimmel is back with his revenge for Matt Damon ~ He's f*ckin' Ben Affleck!

Funny story ~ Affleck apparently had the idea before Kimmel did, almost as soon as he saw the Matt Damon video...

As for all the celebrities? The were nearly lining up to be a part of it. And who got the big fish? Apparently Ben's wife Jennifer Garner is the one who mentioned the projected to Harrison Ford who immediatedly wanted in. And when he arrived in wardrobe for the shoot he asked, "Don't you have anything in mesh?"

I have to admit, I prefer the Matt/Sarah video, but the Josh Groban appearance kills me as does the bumper sticker on Harrison Ford's convertible. (I'd like to see one of those on my way home from work one evening...) And who can resist McLovin or Robin Williams...

I Blame the WGA....

WTF!?!?

I invest four years of my life ~ alright, maybe 18 months of my Tivo's life ~ to FINALLY seeing Peyton and Lucas wind up together and now he's marrying someone else?!?!?!?!

What ARE you people doing to me????

Taking a step back...

Let's be honest. If there were other actual scripted shows to watch on television that could absorb my emotion, like say Bones or the Office or Grey's Anatomy, I wouldn't feel like my entire life was tied up in the outcome of one character's life. But, NOOOO, you leave me the most inane reality shows (Project Runway, you're excused), that even my cat, who has been falling for the fake throw for FIFTEEN YEARS, is too intelligent to stand.

And, et tu, PBS? Where did my Jane Austen go?

Damn you all!! You're even running short on episodes of Frontline!!

How is it possible for a woman in her thirties to garner any self respect when her world twists and turns on the love lives of fictional twenty somethings???




And what's with killing off Georgie on GH??? Was that even necessary?? I don't even watch the show (often) and I'm just too upset for words.....

Oh those Wacky New Englanders...

We know, of course, Boston's favorite sons (when it's not baseball, football, basketball, or hockey season, that is) Matt Damon & Ben Affleck and of course late night comedians Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien**; there's Rhode Island's contribution, Steve Carrell, the boys from Newton, John Krasinski & B.J. Novak, Manchester, NH's own Adam Sandler and who would have thought Bedford, NH would churn out both Seth Meyers AND Sarah Silverman??? (If anyone can figure out how Maine and Vermont have contributed beyond their excellent lobster, maple syrup and ski slopes, just let me know...)

So, Sarah Silverman.... Matt Damom.... Where could I possibly be going with this....

Only to the funniest thing I have probably ever seen on Youtube! (pause here for a short prayer to thank God for giving us youtube....)

Now, my sister swears that after you watch this, like, a hundred and twenty times, it becomes obviously that Matt can bearly keep from breaking and laughing. I have not yet reached the 120 mark, but please feel free to comment on this when you do hit that threshold....





I just LOVE the enthusiasm!!! And, of course, the referral to her publicist. If only we could end every relationship so well...






**We wouldn't take Letterman in a trade if you promised to take Pamela Smart, the more embarasing Kennedys AND all memories of Roger Clemens wearing a Red Sox uniform from our brains....